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　　因神秘塔罗牌的指引，那群用魔术“替天行盗”的骑士们杀回来了！“初代四骑士”与三位新生代魔术师携手，目标直指一位钻石大亨——其家族凭借庞大资本与隐秘势力，构建了全球性犯罪网络，也为骑士团布下层层陷阱！面对史上最难的“盗窃任务”，骑士们再现奇迹，上演横跨全球的魔术大秀，与“血色钻石家族”展开骗中骗、局中局、计中计的巅峰博弈……

　　威廉丧妻后，从AI公司得到一位与亡妻样貌相同的仿生人，在人工智能开发的斗争中，一个神秘组织试图通过破坏仿生人的程序来让仿生人获得自由...

　　剧情大概：　　一个执行太空任务从宇宙归来的太空舱里的船员被天外异形下了药变成了可怕的怪物，这种异形能寄生到人体使其发生肢体变异。同时期一组洞穴探险员来到城市郊外溶洞探险，没想到此地已经被异形占领，他们只能靠本能来逃脱异形所设下的种种陷阱……（说起山寨，意大利人才应该算是鼻祖吧，就如同这部电影标题一般…不要对这部电影有任何企图，他只会让你变成扑克脸- -）　　血腥度：4　　片中怪物数量：？　　怪物类型：外星生物　　怪物特点：寄生　　怪物必杀技：变形　　怪物恶心度：3

Ayşe, Ali, Mehmet and Zeynep are middle-class millennials struggling to make ends meet in Istanbul. Either still living with their parents or hardly getting by without help from their families, they are all beset by similar woes: money crunch, joblessness, social isolation. In view of the world’s horrors that Zeynep enumerates in her diary entries, these are minor problems, ‘slight disasters’, but they are all-consuming, at least to the extent of making them cry in the still of the night. 　　However, Umut Subasi’s first feature, Almost Entirely a Slight Disaster, is not a melodrama. With an appealingly light touch, it diagnoses the malaise of a generation that has run up against a dead end, one whose future prospects are indistinguishable from a game of chance. This is a world where astrology, the lottery and online personality tests compete with visa and job applications as life-shaping elements. 　　Fittingly, the film is structured around chance and coincidence, with its handful of characters encountering each other in every permutation, as though there were no world outside this small social bubble. With self-aware, frontal framing that pins characters to their surroundings and a counterintuitive musical score that turns pathos into humour, Subasi offers a social-media movie without social media, one whose characters are united in their double lives and frustrated desires. 　　源自：https://iffr.com/en/iffr/2023/films/almost-entirely-a-slight-disaster

　　环卫公司垃圾车驾驶员尼卡德（Matti Pellonpää 饰）的老同事计划筹资组建自己的环卫公司，邀请尼卡德技术入股，但老同事不久急病突发身亡，尼卡德的生活重回一潭死水状态。尼卡德心有不甘借酒滋事，在被拘留的时候结识日后的同事米卡拉。米卡拉偶而会不识趣的妨碍尼卡德暗地追求超市售货员伊罗娜（Kati Outinen 饰），但他仍是尼卡德最可依赖的朋友。伊罗娜为报复超市经理偷走了钱盒，尼卡德帮助她找到服装店的新工作，服装店经理夹到尼卡德与伊罗娜的关系中间，但尼卡德最终夺回了自己的爱人。　　本片获1987年芬兰电影尤西奖最佳影片奖。是导演郭立斯马基（Aki Kaurismäki）无产阶级三部曲的第一部。

　　南、欧、尼克、窦和梅是五个刚毕业没多久的新新人类，出于对影视行业和灵异题材的热爱，他们拍摄了一支闹鬼废墟的小短片。虽然没有获得相关公司的认可，但一经上传后很快得到网友的广泛关注和支持。在此之后，专门拍摄灵异题材的制作公司鬼域（Ghost Land）联系到他们，邀请三个人前往端岛拍摄。端岛是位于日本长崎一座形状酷似军舰的岛屿，19世纪末曾凭借丰富的矿藏赢得某大型企业的关注，但是随着能源方式的改编如今已变成遍布废墟的荒岛。　　无所顾忌的年轻人们登上端岛，期间还遭遇传说中的美女美子的鬼魂，他们就此厄运缠身……