不是爱情就是性

摸金校尉白术为拯救被逼与丞相之子秦庭至配阴婚的意中人苏青，决定进行招魂仪式，却未曾想三人彻底陷入阴婚诅咒，身困三生三世的虐恋纠缠……

在多年前的一段经历后回到法国，钢琴家马蒂亚斯·福格勒将再次与他的导师埃伦取得联系，为一场音乐会做准备。在一座公园里，他将邂逅一个与自己长得一模一样的孩子，而这个孩子会把他引向克洛丁——一位他曾在某个时代深爱过的女人。

　　The film tells the story of how, in post-war Spain, Narcisa (played by Aria Bedmar), a novice with supernatural powers, arrives at a former convent, now a school for girls, to become a teacher. As the days go by, the strange events and increasingly disturbing situations that torment her will eventually lead her to uncover the terrible web of secrets that surround the convent and haunt its inhabitants.

　　天蓬元帅成为猪八戒之前一段秘史，一个所有青少年都经历过的故事，一个合家欢的故事！